Le Pierre Menard

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Foreigner to New York seeks English to English translator/interpreter. Person should be fluent in American verbal and written (emails, text messages, etc.) American and New York English, as well as non-verbal communications (unanswered emails, text messages, long pauses in conversation, eye contact). The person should be able to translate these messages into plain old European (UK, Ireland, Expat) English or German. Must decipher what people actually mean to say without actually saying it directly. Please send a photo with your application. No phone calls.

Thank you.
Pierre Menard