Le Psychological Steps of Moving: Part 10

Le Packing
Sigh. I love this [insert complete unnecessary but equally lovely object]. I HAVE to take it with me. I'll simply die without it.

...8 hours later...

Fit. FIT!!!! Damn you *&%$^. I don't understand why I can't take three suitcases? Why do we have all these limits anyway. Limits that stand in the way true love between me and my [insert incredibly beautiful object that may not really be used every day]. Maybe if I sit on it...